George Washington Better No Excuse Long Sleeve T-Shirt $34.97
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George Washington Better No Excuse Long Sleeve T-Shirt

George Washington Better No Excuse Long Sleeve T-Shirt

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✔ Printed just for you when you order, on a Gildan 2400 Ultra Cotton long sleeve tee, S–2XL

✔ Shipping about $4.95 for the first item to the US, Canada and Australia, est. 2–5 business days in the US after printing
  • Printed When You Order
  • Original Riding Jokes
  • Sizes in Fabric & Fit

A vintage engraving of George Washington in a leather riding helmet, goggles and jacket over the words "BETTER NO EXCUSE THAN A BAD ONE. YES, IT'S A NEW MOTORCYCLE." It borrows a line from his letters and gets straight to the confession.

Fabric & fit

This design is printed on a Gildan 2400 Ultra Cotton long sleeve tee.

  • Unisex classic fit
  • Sizes S–2XL; larger sizes cost a little more
  • Fiber content may vary by color

Care

  • Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors
  • Tumble dry low or hang dry
  • Do not iron directly on the print
  • Do not bleach or dry clean

Shipping & returns

Each item is printed to order after you buy it. Estimated shipping for the first item: tees, long sleeves and tanks about $4.95 to the US, Canada and Australia and about $10.39 to other countries; hoodies and sweatshirts about $8.79 to the US, with higher rates abroad. US delivery is estimated at 2–5 business days once your order is printed; international delivery takes longer. We don't ship to Europe or the UK right now. The final shipping cost and timing are shown at checkout.

Questions about an order or a return? Contact us.

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At a dusk bike night, a woman laughs and points at the colonial rider on a cafe racer printed on a man's black tee

Bike Night

WAIT. WHO'S RIDING THAT?

Every bike night has one rider who walks over, squints at your shirt and grins. Then you're explaining why George Washington rides a cafe racer, and nobody leaves early.

🏍️ Wear it once. Explain it all night.

A grandfather in a black Grandpa motorcycle tee laughing in his driveway with his daughter and grandson, who points at the shirt

Gift Pick

HE'LL READ IT TWICE.

Shopping for a rider? Pick the joke you've heard them tell at family dinner, check the size chart, and it's printed just for them once you order.

🎁 For the rider who says they need nothing.

One More for the Road

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FAQs

How does it fit?

Each style lists its blank, fit and size range under Fabric & fit above. The largest sizes cost a little more than the smaller ones.

How are the designs printed?

With direct-to-garment (DTG) printing. Your order is printed after you order it, so nothing sits on a shelf first.

How much is shipping, and how long does it take?

Shipping is charged separately at checkout. For the first item it's estimated at about $4.95 for tees, long sleeves and tanks to the US, Canada and Australia, about $10.39 to other countries, and about $8.79 for a hoodie or sweatshirt to the US. Your order is printed first; after that, US delivery is estimated at 2–5 business days and international delivery takes longer. We don't ship to Europe or the UK right now. These are estimates, not guarantees, and checkout shows your actual rate.

Can I return or exchange an item?

Please contact us with any return or exchange question, before or after you order.