GONE RIDING. BACK EVENTUALLY.

Riding jokes about stiff knees, wet roads and the last bike you swore was your last.

Find Your TeeSee the Biker Jokes
  • Original riding jokes, no logos
  • Unisex sizes S–3XL
  • Printed fresh when you order

You'll Know Which One Is You

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A rider laughing with a coffee mug in his home garage beside a classic motorcycle, wearing a black Five Minute Bike Fix tee

Saturday Garage

FIVE-MINUTE FIX. FOUR-HOUR SATURDAY.

Coffee's cold, two parts are left over, and the bike somehow runs fine. For anyone who calls that a relaxing Saturday.

🔧 The garage already knows. Now your shirt does too.

Two gray-haired riding friends laughing at a roadside stop beside their motorcycles, one wearing a black Gray Hair. Loud Pipes. tee

Roadside Stop

GRAY HAIR. LOUD PIPES. SAME FRIENDS.

The bikes changed, the knees changed, the stories got longer. The friends didn't. Wear the joke and the laugh starts before the kickstand's down.

😂 First one to read it buys the coffee.

A grandfather in a black Grandpa motorcycle tee laughing in his driveway with his daughter and grandson, who points at the shirt

For Your Rider

HE ALREADY HAS EVERY TOOL.

Skip the eleventh socket set. Pick the riding joke Dad, Grandpa or Trike Grandma already tells at every cookout.

🎁 The gift that gets worn on the next ride.

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FAQs

How do the tees fit?

Every design is printed on a unisex Gildan 64000 Softstyle tee, sized S through 3XL. 2XL and 3XL cost a little more than the smaller sizes.

How are the designs printed?

With direct-to-garment (DTG) printing. Your tee is printed after you order it, so nothing sits on a shelf first.

How much is shipping, and how long does it take?

US shipping is charged separately at checkout, estimated at about $4.95 for the first item. Your tee is printed first; after that, US delivery is estimated at 2–5 business days. These are estimates, not guarantees, and checkout shows your actual rate.

Can I return or exchange a tee?

Each tee is printed to order for you. Questions about a return or exchange? Contact us.