Albert Einstein Scrambler T-Shirt $29.99
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Albert Einstein Scrambler T-Shirt

Albert Einstein Scrambler T-Shirt

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Albert Einstein Scrambler T-Shirt

Size chart

Gildan 64000 Softstyle unisex T-shirt

Size Chest LengthSleeve
S 36 288.23
M 40 298.5
L 44 308.74
XL 48 319.02
2XL 52 329.25
3XL 56 339.49

These are the shirt's own measurements. Not sure? Try Find my size.

Chest Length Sleeve
  1. Chest: all the way around, just under the arms. Measuring a shirt laid flat? Go armpit to armpit and double it.
  2. Length: from the highest point of the shoulder straight down to the hem.
  3. Sleeve: from the shoulder seam to the sleeve hem.

Tip: measure a shirt you already own that fits well, and compare. Shirts can vary by up to 1.5 in.
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✔ Printed just for you when you order, on a Gildan 64000 Softstyle tee, unisex S–3XL

✔ Free shipping on orders $75+ ($4.95 flat in the US under $75), est. 2–5 business days after printing

Bundle & Save — mix & match storewide

  • Buy any 3+ items — 10% off each
  • Or buy 5, get the 6th FREE (your cheapest item)
  • We apply whichever saves you more
No code needed — discounts apply automatically at checkout. How it works ›

Add any designs, styles, sizes and colors to your cart. With 3 or more items, each one is 10% off. With 6 or more, your cheapest item is free instead. Your cart uses whichever discount saves you more, and the two don't stack. Orders of $75 or more after discounts also ship free.

  • Printed When You Order
  • Original Riding Jokes
  • Unisex Sizes S–3XL

Albert Einstein, sweater and wild hair and all, kicking up dirt on a vintage scrambler in an old-style engraving. No text, just a genius who clearly prefers the unpaved route.

Fabric & fit

Every design is printed on a Gildan 64000 Softstyle unisex T-shirt: crew neck, classic fit.

  • Fiber content may vary by color
  • Lightweight fabric, 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
  • Twill-taped shoulders, no side seams, ribbed collar
  • Design printed DTG (direct-to-garment)

Size chart: chest width laid flat, armpit to armpit, in inches. S 18 · M 20 · L 22 · XL 24 · 2XL 26 · 3XL 28. Lay a T-shirt that fits you well flat and compare.

Care

  • Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors
  • Tumble dry low or hang dry
  • Do not iron directly on the print
  • Do not bleach or dry clean

Shipping & returns

Each shirt is printed to order after you buy it. Shipping is one flat fee per order, however many items you buy, and free on orders of $75 or more after discounts:

  • United States: $4.95
  • Canada: $5.95
  • Australia: $6.95
  • Other countries: $9.95

Most orders to Canada and Australia are printed in-country. Once your order is printed, delivery is estimated at 2–5 business days in the US and Canada, 3–6 in Australia and 10–30 elsewhere. We don't ship to Europe or the UK right now. Checkout shows your final shipping cost.

Questions about an order or a return? Contact us.

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At a dusk bike night, a woman laughs and points at the colonial rider on a cafe racer printed on a man's black tee

Bike Night

WAIT. WHO'S RIDING THAT?

Every bike night has one rider who walks over, squints at your shirt and grins. Then you're explaining why George Washington rides a cafe racer, and nobody leaves early.

🏍️ Wear it once. Explain it all night.

A grandfather in a black Grandpa motorcycle tee laughing in his driveway with his daughter and grandson, who points at the shirt

Gift Pick

HE'LL READ IT TWICE.

Shopping for a rider? Pick the joke you've heard them tell at family dinner, check the size chart, and it's printed just for them once you order.

🎁 For the rider who says they need nothing.

One More for the Road

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FAQs

How do the shirts fit?

Every design comes in four styles: the unisex T-shirt (Gildan 64000 Softstyle, S–3XL), a premium garment-dyed tee, a crewneck and a hoodie. Pick a style on the product page, then open its size chart for the measurements and a size finder. The largest sizes cost a little more.

How are the designs printed?

With direct-to-garment (DTG) printing. Your tee is printed after you order it, so nothing sits on a shelf first.

How much is shipping, and how long does it take?

One flat shipping fee per order, however many items you buy: $4.95 to the US, $5.95 to Canada, $6.95 to Australia and $9.95 to other countries. Orders of $75 or more after discounts ship free. Your order is printed first; after that, delivery is estimated at 2–5 business days in the US and Canada, 3–6 in Australia and 10–30 elsewhere. We don't ship to Europe or the UK right now. Delivery times are estimates, not guarantees.

Can I return or exchange a tee?

Please contact us with any return or exchange question, before or after you order.